"Yuck!" I thought at first. They wanted me to drink liquefied flies from Spain? But then I saw the word "Pseudo" on the label. Synthetic flies? Okay. I decided to try it, especially since it has Virgin Cherry flavoring (my favorite kind of cherry). I put a few drops into a glass of orange juice and popped in my favorite flick, and Wow! This stuff really works. Then I noticed the label says that if Spanish Fly Liquid is given to your favorite girl, it "Will make her eager to perform any act you want her to." Hmm. So I invited my gal pal Peg over to sample some new "cherry flavored coffee." It worked again! Before I knew it, she had done all of my laundry, cleaned the house, cooked dinner and even washed my week-old dishes. This is great stuff.