What a way to put a little rumble in your lady's genital jungle! Take your basic silver bullet vibrator and add two different jelly sleeves: one with a bumpy shaft, the other with a clit lickin' rabbit. Once her pump is primed, slip on a textured cock ring to rub her nub just right. By now, she ought to be feeling adventurous a perfect opportunity to break out the vaginal/anal thrill balls on a string. Once the backdoor's been breached, seal the deal with graduated anal beads. (When I graduated, these bad boys hadn't even been invented.) She love you long time, soldier.