Are you ready to rock?! Now you can literally rock your own world (or those of a friend!) with the Rock Hard Stone Dildo. Handcrafted from granite, this polished rocker sets the stage for some hardcore penetration. Weighing in at a lofty two pounds and measuring a Jagger-worthy 8-by-3.5 inches (sizes may vary slightly due to handcraftiness), this is for the customer who wants it hard. Literally. To quote some guy from the Sixties, everybody must get stoned. Also works great as a paperweight.