Billed as the faster way to a better taste, Pineapple Express is a dietary supplement taken daily to increase bromelain levels in the body, which in turn sweetens the taste of semen. The ingredients also combat “toxins” like tobacco, alcohol and red meat.

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Retailing: Pineapple Express recently became available to brick-and-mortar retailers.
Ingredients: Bromelain, calcium, dicalcium phosphate, sorbitol, more
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