If your customers think thick-rimmed glasses and pin-stripes are masturbation fodder, then they'll drool over this well-thought-out play outfit. The stretchy black-and-white striped skirt and bra won't just fit well on a variety of body types, they accentuate them all (and comfortably so) with the fitted yet expandable design. Add the included slim neck-tie, and you know why I had more fun playing dress up than when watching Secretary. $$