All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
Well, it smells a little funny, but I thought the same thing the first time I stuck my face into - what... ever. The Muff Diver is eight inches of fleshy, pulpy, moist, wiggly, clammy satisfaction. It rotates and vibrates, and each of these functions can be controlled separately through variable-speed knobs on the sturdy white handle.
Unfortunately, the rotation function wasn't working properly on the model I test-drove, but I couldn't really hold it against this super-functional pleasure toy. Due to the substance it's fashioned out of, the Muff Diver conducts vibrations with an intensity and life-like quiver that sent me into paroxysms of trembling Os. Sure, it'll never take the place of looking into blue, blue eyes while a tongue probes the mossy and swollen nether lips between your thighs, but in terms of an unbridled quickie in the office bathroom, here comes your man.
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