Whether or not the President of the United States is ousted from office this summer by a is immaterial. What matters most is that a certain tawdry incident involving a cigar has left its indelible mark on the nation's libido.
For those interested in historical re-enactments, Freudian double entendres of plain-and-simple pleasures of the flesh, the "Monica" is a state-of-the-art, rubbery, multi-speed vibe which resembles a fairly large cigar, down to the tobacco leaf patterning. Circling its midsection is a paper bank showing a busty young woman within a fancy crest of blue roses. Though her facial features have been removed, her hairstyle and blue cocktail dress make her identity unmistakable.
The colorful and well-designed counter display is a large faux cigar box. Each "cigar" is cellophane-wrapped and comes with a tongue-in-cheek "Certificate of Authenticity."