Not exactly the Miss Saigon book - or even Carrie the Musical's, for that matter - this collection of goofy rock numbers from Veronica Hart's showtune-ization of the Henry Paris classic The Opening of Misty Beethoven (itself a porno updating of My Fair Lady, interestingly enough) nevertheless offers a spot or two of good fun. In particular, Randy Spears' crooning of The Penis Tango is pretty priceless, and Evan Stone does respectably on Shoulda Been Mine. The CD is available on its own or as part of the three-disc Collector's Edition DVD set.