All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
This mini massager is a dead ringer for a certain other mini massager (we can't tell you its name, but it rhymes with "stock it, stock it"). The only difference we can discern between the two products is that this one comes with four attachments, three to ostensibly relieve "stiff, sore muscles" while the fourth is a "scalp revitalizing treatment"... uh huh... E for effort, for sure, but there's only one thing we gals wanna use this vibe on. And it gets just as stiff as anything else.
What greeting cards did I send out before finding Sleazy Greetings? Boring ones! The covers of their cards will leave you laughing and the recip...
Instead of passing the pipe, pass the plug when you give your butt a new bud! Molded into the base of this little, 2 1/4” long, 1” w...
Deeper! Deeper! That’s what you’ll be screaming when you have this hefty thruster plunging deep inside. With a whopping 3” thr...
Keep it clean with this handy to use, cleansing foam dispensed in a pump bottle. A few fluffy squirts and a rinse with water will keep your toys...
Slather on this slick summer blend of slippery massage gel that’s delicately flavored with the sweetness of cotton candy and then slip you...
I can’t tell you how much I love to hop on my Motorbunny! Always consistent and always ready, I hump that sucker ’til I fall off in ...
There’s nothing like a juicy ass to slide in your boner and here’s a willing stroker made to please you every time. It gets lubed on...
Let the sexy Torpedo zero in on your love cave and fire! Orgasms will explode with this cleverly designed toy. Made of silky smooth silicone, it...
As one of the most cleverly designed ride-on pleasure products I’ve seen, this one from Playboy Pleasure gets you spinning in orgasmic hig...
Arriving from another planet named Liquid Siliconious, this big and chunky, unicorn colored vibrator will launch you into experiencing mythical ...
When I laid eyes on this gorgeous pleasure device, I wanted to grab this unique toy out of the box and immediately put it to good use, which I d...
