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Mediterranean Splendor
Manufacturer: Eldorado Trading Company

Mediterranean Splendor

Review

While this may seem a somewhat grandiloquent title for such a simple device —the Mediterranean Splendor is, in fact, your basic multi-speed vibe— the splendor of the title may refer to the many and various delights to be had using any device in the spirit of the Mediterranean.

Here's what I mean. Grab a volume of Sappho. Head to some secluded shoreline spot. Take some wine, olives and cheese. Maybe a little baklava. Take also a olive-skinned lovely with whom to enjoy the sunset. And take the Med Splen. Read the poetry. Drink the wine. Celebrate the poetry, especially her Ode to Eros ("You burn me..."). Let nature take its course, and enjoy a little Splendor in the ass.