There’s nothing worse than shaving bumps in delicate areas. This cream is formulated to soothe skin for a closer shave everywhere—balls and all. It’s also infused with pheromones to assist in attracting a partner … or at least pleasing one who’s willing to get close to those freshly shorn balls.

Website: ClassicErotica.net

Retailing: Comes in an unscented variety so it won’t clash with any other scents; Bamboo and Fresh scents are also available.

Sizes: 2-ounce tubes
Display: Shelf, POP
MSRP: $