Miss Trixie is all for anything that can be sprayed, daubed, or troweled on her winsome and taut frame, so we were happy to receive a bottle of Love Nest Num Num Flower Water, with which we were instructed to "spritz the boudoir before lovemaking" for a "potent aphrodisiac."
If we were going to be lovemaking anyway, and had chosen to call the room a boudoir, why the hell would we need an aphrodisiac? We spritzed away, however, but it did nothing more for our mood that wasn't already there, because Miss Trixie is hot like fire. Truth be told, it didn't hurt any, and smelled nice.