I'm a complicated man, with a conflicting nature. For example: my favorite New Kid on the Block used to be Donny (the "bad boy") and now it's Joey McIntyre (the "cute one.")
Black on Black's Leather Fur and Chain Paddle is the perfect torture implement for me. If I'm feeling magnanimous, I caress Bridgitte's perfect hinder with the soft, furry side of this smacker, but the second that bitch pisses me off, it's right to the business side of the thing. It really means business, too. Metal pressed into the leather promises bruises and welts from any but the softest smack. Good, well-made stuff that ought to fly off your shelves.