Paging Dr. Mondo, Dr. Mondo, please come to emergency. This Stockroom original has to be one of the coolest carry-alls we’ve ever seen. Although the 13- by 7- by 7-inch bag provides ample storage for whatever kinky accouterments one could wish to carry, it also makes a fashion statement that everyone will get loud and clear.

Two sets of handcuffs (with keys) serve as the handles on this plush, soft latigo leather bag, which also features a large, distinctive steel zipper. While fetishists will surely covet this baby as their carrier of choice, its mainstream crossover appeal can’t be emphasized enough. Punks, Goths, and anyone with even a slightly dark tinge to their fashion sense will find that this makes a fetching purse, gym bag, or overnighter, though we wouldn’t want to be the first to try to get it through airport security, since the cuffs can be easily detached and put into play. Kudos to the designers at Stockroom for putting a whole new spin on playing doctor.