Rosita del Rostro was unable to write her review of the Jack Hammer Johnson because she has been busy discovering exciting new ways to literally fuck herself. “I am now convinced that I don’t need a partner to provide me with sexual gratification,” she noted during a rare telephone conversation. “The Jack Hammer Johnson’s sturdy craftsmanship and design make it possible to enjoy hours of self-pleasure in multiple positions. At first glance, it looked like a pogo stick!” Unlike a pogo stick, however, it can accommodate several users at once. We plan to notify Ms. del Rostro of this fact. Hopefully, she will rejoin society if for no other reason than to experience all that this brilliant piece of industrial technology has to offer. Dongs sold separately.