I once heard that there's a first for everything, so that no doubt would have to include butt plugs. These pretty little things - with the catchphrase Get this cutie for your booty - are the greatest gift one can give their virgin ass. They come in two varieties, the Blue Moon and Petite Purple, both of which are small enough for the tight hole, but large enough for that big joy. Each comes with 4 cc of Hustler lube and no batteries are required.