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I hate it when I wanna plunge in a dual-ended, silicone vibe and can’t figure out which end I want to pounce on first. With a realistic pe...
Slide into adulthood by coloring all your desires using these utterly offensive-named crayons! We all know the crayon world has always been exce...
Don’t let the words “mini wand” make you think it has any less power than a much larger wand. This 7” long powerhouse of...
Bottled in a sexy, cosmetic bottle, no one will ever know that this silver-capped beauty holds the trifecta of silicones and nothing else. Say i...
When you are looking for an unobtrusive and body-friendly vibrator, take a gander at the latest offering from Hush. With a gentle curve and 6 vi...
When it’s time to grab a perfectly shaped, inside or outside vibe that I can easily use for any kind of thrill, I grab this one. The perky...
Rumbler Rumble Wand. I can’t say that fast enough because I’m rumbling myself when I have this in my horny paws. With a flexible hea...
If a candle could predict my future, it would be delivered via the delicious scent of the appropriately labeled “I See Dick In Your Future...
Soft as a wad of chewy bubblegum, you’ll be blown away by its internal power in such a little bullet vibe. Super flexible with a non-stop,...
Technology meets jerking off with this set of a crystal clear, textured stroker and Kiiroo’s signature PowerBlow attachment on the top. Th...
There’s nothing like a juicy ass to slide in your boner and here’s a willing stroker made to please you every time. It gets lubed on...
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