These are the funniest novelties in the history of human civilization.
I gave AVN's former copy editor, Jarrett, the "Giant Pecker Prize" because he was doing such a good job keeping our magazine free of spelling and grammatical errors. The next day, he broke the news that he was leaving because he "got a better offer." I hope it wasn't because of the foam rubber penis on a blue ribbon I made him hang in his office.
Our new copy editor, Constance, is doing a great job too; she deserves a prize just for putting up with my constant deadline missing. But I'm not going to give her the red ribbon with the foam boobies on it ("Booby Prize," natch) because I want her to stick around.
Stock these silly awards for your store's bachelor/bachelorette party section... buy keep 'em away from copy editors.