All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
In the not too distant past the Chia Pet was a hot gift idea. Gee... A Dick! is the adult version of the popular novelty. A large, limp spongy penis sits atop a pair of peat-moss-and-seed-filled testicles. A pink plastic tray is provided for watering purposes. I soaked Gee... A Dick! in water per the package instructions. Within days the seeds began to sprout, and soon my pet had a luxurious growth of green pubic hair. My Gee... A Dick! was thriving until Mathilda, my frisky pussy, began to munch on the greenery and to bat around what was destined to become a favorite cat toy. A great gag gift for window sill gardeners and anyone else with a less-than-green thumb.
If you’re a G-spot gal like me, you like to give it as much attention as you can. Here’s a cleverly shaped toy that taps it via a ti...
Delve into the pleasures of your own secret garden when you spread some of this gel all around your external hot spots and let the excitement gr...
Oozing sexiness at every curve, this uniquely designed baby doll is guaranteed to show off every curve all over a delicious body. With a deep v-...
When your dick is big and want to make it even bigger and have the tip vibrate, too, then this gizmo is for you. With a plunging depth of 8 1/2&...
Let your dildo do the talking when you’re too stoned to do it yourself. Lifelike in shape, with eight inches of pounding pleasure, this cl...
Turn up the heat when you flutter one of these well-made fans when you’re going through a hot spell or just want to advertise to the world...
It’s grab and go time when you pick up this little bag of bullet bliss. In this handy packet is a finger-sized, multi-speed vibe, complete...
There is no other pleasure product on the market that’s as slick and sexy than the Vesper 2. Improving on their groundbreaking Vesper vibe...
I’ve finally come across a nice rack of fizzy, beautifully scented bath bombs that are so much fun, I don’t want to sacrifice them n...
Sturdy and gorgeously designed, this strong wand sports a ping-pong ball sized head and sure packs a wallop. With ten strong speed and function ...
With the look of a fancy perfume in its clear glass bottle with silver cap, this thick water based lube will make you double take when you glanc...
Once I set eyes on this perfectly shaped Playboy Pleasure vibe, my loins began to moan, telling me “I want that NOW!” With the 4&rdq...
