Numerous reproductions of porn-star genitalia and body parts are competing for store space these days—hell, you can even get off with Belladonna’s feet if that’s your thing—but leave it to Topco to find a creative new marketing angle to keep those rubber snatches flying off the shelves. As the name implies, Flower Tucci’s Cyberskin Squirting Pussy is molded directly from Ms. Tucci’s actual cooter, and has been ingeniously engineered to squirt just like Ms. Tucci does! This is achieved through a “splooge bulb” that, when squeezed, will forcefully eject your choice of fluid from said fake vagina. Included is a bottle of clear stuff called Flower Tucci’s Squirt Juice. Made of water, glycerin, propylene glycol, methylparaben, propylparaben, and diazolidinyl, it’s a chemical concoction that appears to be designed for viscosity rather than taste. The vulva is hand-painted for further realism, so the only thing missing here is the rest of Ms. Tucci.

Retailing: The world’s first fake squirting pussy will satisfy jaded thrillseekers with disposable income.

MSRP: $$$$

Materials: CyberSkin, rubber, “Squirt Juice”

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