Anal aficionados are quick to warn that sprays such as these are dangerous since they numb the anus and thus prevent the receiver from realizing if any damage was being incurred back there. Well, uh, duh. But the point in using this spray is to ease the process of anal play rather than provide one with a reason to suddenly abandon all common sense and attempt to stick a garden gnome up your ass (don’t laugh—it happens). And while there is nothing wrong with sticking a garden gnome up your ass (in fact, there is even a garden gnome buttplug for this very purpose), one would want to go about it very carefully. Likewise, a spritz of this on the bunghole does not magically protect the rectum from the kind of damage a horse-hung ruffian could bring about. But it will make insertion a little less painful. And that’s the point. As with all toys—and just about anything else in life that brings pleasure—moderation is the key here. Megasol’s formula does a great job of lubing and anesthetizing simultaneously, and that’s what you want it to do. But just because it’ll numb your asshole doesn’t mean you have to start acting like a numbskull.

Retailing: A great POP item, so keep it near the register. Or by the butt gnomes.
MSRP: $
Size: 50-ml bottle
Display: Shelf, POP