You know those times when you're sitting at home, thinking to yourself, Gosh, I sure could go for a nice prostate massage right now. Well Dr. Joel Kaplan, in his infinite wisdom, has now put an end to that consternating predicament. Yes, thanks to his sleek, slim and angled Dr. Joel Kaplan Prostate Massager, any man can give his prostate the massage it so desperately craves, nay, deserves, whenever said craving sets in. That Dr. Kaplan - he's a life saver! Takes two AAA batteries, not included.