Everybody masturbates – some more than others – so Dork Side Productions has come up with a pun-laden line of intimate apparel and post-masturbatory cleaning aids. Light cotton panties in varied styles feature the simpatico caricature of the line’s geeky mascot. But, the real find is The Nut Rag itself. This handy terry cloth towel is festooned with sexy catchphrases and is perfect for wiping up after a hard minute’s work. One particular style features a mesh pocket with Velcro closure— the perfect place to keep the lube and, uh...inspirational reading material.