Don’t you just hate it when you take your water bottle to the gym and it looks just like everyone else’s? Worry no more—Hott Products provides this penis-shaped giant water bottle to help you out. And we especially love the Glow in the Dark version, since you never know when the lights will go out in the locker room!

Retailing: This is one of those products that really made us giggle and want one, and your customers will feel the same.
Colors: Black, pink, Glow in the Dark
Display: Shelf
MSRP: $