Horny as hell and ready to hang off of my doorknob to satisfy myself, I pulled out my collection of sex toys.  Among the plethora of dildos, vibrators and butt plugs, I found my Climax toys still in their original packaging.  So to save myself sore legs - and having to clean off my doorknob - I decided to check out the collection.

I was surprised and amused by the variety offered here: five different vibes in various shapes, textures and bright colors.  The Amazing Climax is your simple, basic 8-inch vibe for the less adventurous.  The Maximum Climax features a smaller head and bumps at the bottom for clitoral stimulation.  The Perfect Climax is the "realistic" model that, although blue (in this case), is similar in texture to an actual penis.

My two favorites are the Extreme Climax and the Ultimate Climax.  These two multi-speed vibes exploit erotic creativity.  The Ultimate Climax looks much like the basic model, except it has screw threading up the length of the vibe.  Need a good screw?  The texture on this baby will have customers fantasizing about trips to Home Depot.

The Extreme Climax is "ribbed for your pleasure," shaped like several soft mini donuts piled on top of one another.  This one had my twat throbbing as my muscles latched onto the ribs of the vibe.  Even when I was done and exhausted, I had to argue with my pussy to let it go.  Made of an ultra-soft silicone, this one is great for anal play as well.

Each "member" of the collection is approximately 8 inches in length, and soft enough to simulate the real thing in texture.