I was very excited at the chance to review the black Chase Hunter Butt Plug, because I was going to San Francisco to witness filming of a leather S/M feature. I fantasized about seeing it rammed into Steve Cannon's butt, but, sadly, I was informed that there were no toys in this production. I was faced with a dilemma. There was no way I could sit on it. Mila was unavailable at press time, but I thought she could take it. I knew no one else whose sphincter could accommodate the massive (eight inches long and a whopping 12 inches in circumference) latex beast. If you think you have a customer who can gape for this toy, that customer might be ready for a career in adult entertainment.