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Bottoms Up Candles
Manufacturer: Instinctive Seductions

Bottoms Up Candles

Review

For a single guy, one of the best things about staying aa a woman's place, besides the obvious sexual gratification, is that it's much like staying at a hotel room. It's so much cleaner and better smelling than your bachelor pad pigsty.

You can get a maid to do the cleaning, but the smell of three-week old pizza can only be ridded by some scented candles. Sounds simple. Not quite.

Let's face it, candles are a little, well, feminine. Instinctive Seductions has provided us with a way of providing our bachelor pads with a pleasant scent that still allows for masculinity. The candles are designed to look like tasty alcoholic beverages —one looking like a genuine mug of beer— and htere is nothing more masculine than that. There's even a healthy head of foam and beer bubbles. Just be careful not to drink it, the melted was tastes awful.

Other "flavors" available include a martini, and apple martini, red wine, a tequila sunrise, and a lime margarita —all in appropriate glassware.