Though best known for their luxurious femme pleasure objects, how generous of LELO to always be thinking of the guys as well. Having already introduced you to Bo and Bob—the gentleman’s rechargeable cock ring and butt plug, respectively—LELO would like you to meet Billy. Though we can safely assume that Billy is not named after the Billy Jack film series, this high-end P-spot massager will, when used properly, definitely pull a Tom Laughlin on your ass—metaphorically speaking. Boasting five differing stimulation modes, Billy is capable of starting slow and easy, then finishing with a breathtaking crescendo of vibrations that may very well have you peeling you or your partner off the ceiling. Billy’s business end is made of the finest silicon (with a flanged base to prevent over-insertion), and the handle/motor houding is abs plastic. The radial control is as intuitive and easily mastered as any iPod, and the rechargeable lithium-ion battery goes easy on the environment as well as the pocketbook by saving on battery costs. Billy is a silent partner in the true sense of the word, and while discreet, he is also deceptively powerful. LELO throws in a one-year warranty for further piece of mind. LELO continues to provide us with perhaps the finest pleasure objects on the market, so what more could we ask for? How about some cufflinks?

Retailing: A great Swedish-designed P-spot massager made with healthy silicone and worth every penny.

MSRP: $$$$

Colors: Blue, red

Power: Rechargeable lithium-ion battery