This is one of those true novelty products, but it actually works as a lube, too. With a real beer scent (and a bit of the flavoring, too, despite the fact it contains no alcohol), Beer Lube doesn’t cause any irritation, a fact we must admit we were a little surprised by. Instead, it slicks things up pretty darn well, and doesn’t leave a sticky residue or a greasy feeling. And really, what girl wouldn’t fall head over heels for a guy who has this stashed away in his nightstand drawer?
Retailing: This stuff should sell itself in the Midwest, but the novelty factor is priceless.
MSRP: $
Varieties: Beer Lube, Hinie-Can, Stiffy Dicks, Whores Light, Screamin’ Snatch, Slippery Dicks
Size: 5-ounce bottle