Everything goes better with bacon. Everything. We mean it. And so do the people at J&D Foods, who have created Bacon Lube, a bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil. Rather than having an overpowering or (heaven forbid) rancid odor, Bacon Lube is mildly scented, almost with a hint of maple syrup. The beauty of the product is that it started as an April Fool’s Day joke and was never meant to be a real product, but frenzied interest by rabid bacon fans who wanted to “keep it sizzlin’” in the bedroom necessitated its creation.
Website: JDFoods.com
Retailing: Good Vibrations has come up with a killer Bacon & Eggs “breakfast” kit that combines Bacon Lube with two Tenga Eggs, the sausage-link shaped Uma vibrator from Je Joue and Good Vibrations’ own coffee mug. For information, go to GoodVibes.com.
MSRP: $