What better way to say “I’m getting married” than with a lovely bouquet of roses … and peckers. A dozen fake roses are accentuated with glittery fabric pieces and plastic penises, all held together by floral tape. Great for tossing the practice bouquet at rehearsal dinners.

Website: PipedreamProducts.com
Retailing: The bouquet can also be used for girls’ nights out.
Colors: Pink
Display: Hanging
MSRP: $