My ass was itching for a new toy, so I surprised it with the Orbiter, the ultimate ass toy. It's a 7 1/2-inch long wand made of clear Pyrex tempered glass. It's exquisitely designed with a bulbous head at either end and one in the middle. It's low maintenance, can be thrown into the dishwasher or can be frozen for those who like to play Hide-the-Icicle. It also comes in a padded black velvet bag for easy toting on sleep-overs. Me and my ass were overjoyed and, to quote Sean Michaels, "I rocked that ass!" It felt so good it made me forget all about my ex-boyfriend, Satan.