Little Darlings Gentlemen's Club Wants To Put Some Trump In Your Holidays

LAS VEGAS, NV—Little Darlings, Las Vegas’ only totally nude strip club, will feature the next best thing to Melania Trump: a look-alike who will perform two totally nude shows on January 6 and 7, 2017.

“Even though we’re known worldwide as the unparalleled leader in live adult entertainment, this might be our biggest feature performance of the year,” said Ron Nady, the club’s manager.  “With all of the media hype surrounding Donald Trump’s inauguration, we just couldn’t help but notice how ridiculously hot his wife is. I mean, her body is absolutely stunning, and here at Little Darlings, we admire and respect women instead of insulting them. In that vein, we worked tirelessly to find the sexiest Melania Trump look-alike we could, and I think we found one who’s spot on.”

The club, which regularly features up to 200 totally nude dancers nightly along with monthly porn stars, extended a VIP invitation to Mr. Trump to watch "Melania’s" performance.

“She’ll be performing nude shows on the 6th and 7th, and we expect to draw a crowd of at least a few thousand people for each show,” predicted Mr. Nady.  The club is also searching for an Ivanka Trump look-alike, who he describes as “equally as MILFy.”

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