All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
Talk about cute! These plush toys are so dang cute you'll want to collect 'em all for the kids, but look closer - closer - wow! These cute little critters look family-friendly, but upon closer inspection you'll notice they have penises! Human-style penises! What the?! Pandas, bunnies, flamingos, lions, elephants (and many more) all come with cute names (like Ice Pube the polar bear!) and cushy little cocks. Great as gag gifts or for those who just want to add a little spice to their stuffed animal collection. Soft, snuggly and a fabulous conversation piece, stock well. Chicks dig 'em.
Sagittariuses unite for your special December birthdays! Also known as the Archer, this anchor-shaped, silicone arrow from OEJ is sure to hit ju...
Just as you would imagine, here’s a familiar chocolatey and hazelnut spread that’s meant to, well, spread all over and feverishly li...
Have a party in your pants or between the sheets with this spectacularly designed pleasure probe. The gently ribbed shaft thrusts just enough so...
I know you’ve always fantasized about playing DnD with your friends, and here’s your chance to with this highly detailed, silicone b...
This has gotta be one of the sexist sex toys I have ever had the pleasure to lay my eyes and thighs on. What’s disguised as a compact liqu...
Petite and discreet, and a great beginner vibe, this little cutie is smooth silicone with a simple, one-touch button on the base. With 5 speeds ...
As one of the most complete sets of kegel exercisers on the market, this is the go-to combo for the utmost in PC muscle toning. With a combinati...
Mmmmmm… before or after clean up has never been as delicious as when you swab the dick with a banana-flavored wipe. Freshen up before fun...
Who says pasties can’t look like dazzling tree ornaments? Now they can with these sparkly, reusable pasties that look like shimmery snowfl...
Strength and power abound in this shocking lime green, compact vibe. If you’re looking for a bulbous, textured head with a smooth, wide, o...
Time for fun when you add a dab of this miraculous combo of water-based lubrication, blackberry flavoring and tingling sensation to your sexual ...
When you think “why am I reviewing a lip balm?” think again. This ain’t any other regular lip balm! It’s a perfectly fla...
