So sue me, I like to cum in the tub. There's nothing quite like a shuddering 'gasm in a steamy bath to put in their place all the nasty, nasty realities of a day spent negotiating the wilds of Brentwood and Beverly Hills in search of a phantom pron shoot.
And Cal Exotic's 8-inch Purple Swing Dong is, in my book, the best and shortest route from musty, dusty and mad to post-orgasmic, and glad. The vibe motor is nice and strong, and the arching 8-inch shaft is just right for scratching all of Madam's various itches. Whether one likes one's stimulation clitoral, vaginal or a combination of the two, the Swing Dong packs all the goods for a long litany of storybook orgasms.