Aw, yeah. Here's a real solid, manly-man kind of penis pump sure to win 'em over.
Lube up the ol' johnson (with the handy enclosed packet of lube) and insert into the black jelly donut hole. Put a finger over the carburetor (the hole on the side of the cylinder) and pump away, matey. Severity of the suction can be changed from slight to mega. The nifty wireless Tech-Pack vibrator can be pre-set, allowing for a hands-free sailing of the seas of cockular bliss.