While stuck in rush hour traffic, it's fun to watch guys shave, read the paper, drink coffee, do just about anything when the traffic slows to a stop. What about that guy with the smile on his face, looking up at the sky, not caring about the delay? No doubt, he's plugged Auto Jill (from California Exotic Novelties) into his cigarette lighter and crammed the plastic glove over his crotch (big guys may have a snug fit, so bring lube). The box warns, "(use) only while parked" - but no one would be shooting guns at each other if these things were dispensed at freeway on-ramps.