Is your love life lacking that certain ooomph? Is your action missing a beat or two? Then why not pop in a couple of AA batteries into this vibrating egg thingee, stretch on the soft jelly ring over your schvantz and let 'er rip! Seriously now, folks, the adjustable, varying speed unit responds like a dream, giving you and your significant other just the right vibrations. The nubby outcroppings add an awesome tingle when pressed up against that ol' clit button, too. This goodie, from your pals at California Exotic Novelties, would do well displayed prominently.