In the old days, before C batteries, gals often looked no further than the veggie garden to find an infinite assortment of surrogate cocks. Now, in this post-industrial age of political correctness and vegetable rights, if we're caught looking sideways at a cuke in the market, we're lectured by the manager.
To fill the particular niche of country gals everywhere, Veggie Vibes come in a garden variety of salad shapes, from that good ol' basic cucumber to the exotic zucchini. We field-tested the cuke, a green, rubbery item with realistic bumps on the sides... which vibrates, allowing for pleasures quite unlike those plucked from the summer version, off the vine.