All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
Paco, the gardener, is a boob man and he's on his way to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. He has no problems meeting the girls, but it seems he never has a pen and paper for getting their numbers. This shirt and pen set is the perfect bon voyage present. The shirt is silk screened, front and back, with cartoon sketches of 55 different titty types, each with a line below. Now every time Paco meets a girl, she can use the indelible marking pen to write her name and phone number under the image that most closely approximates her natural, or unnatural, attributes.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, this incredibly cute Unihorn is ready to gallop into your heart. This perky bullet vibe charges by a bui...
Go, go on this Pogo and don’t quit hopping til you start dropping! This hefty thruster will slap on to any smooth surface, which is what y...
When you think of wands, the first thing that comes to mind is a handle with a rounded head, but this sleek satisfier will certainly do the tric...
Here’s a candle that smells so yummy, I just want to eat it right out of the jar. Blended with the essential oils of patchouli, cedarwood,...
Like a smooth stone settling into your palm, this cushiony, silicone beauty from iroha+ is made to sensuously slide all over while it provides m...
Who needs a pair of lips to rock your cock when you have the magical Hawk Tuah to spit on your dick and suck it like there’s no tomorrow? ...
As sensual as an elegant champagne glass, this gorgeous vibe from Bodywand begs for attention. The distinct, flower shape slides easily between ...
Like it says on the package, “After kink, refresh in a blink!” With its cooling and soothing relief, this balm takes care of the aft...
Rock and roll on this incredibly comfortable rider, complete with a perfectly placed, tapping clit stimulator built right in. With three differe...
Yippee Thigh YAY! That’s what you’ll be hollerin’ when you strap this beauty on your thigh for a rip-roarin’ good time. ...
Craving some handheld, super slippery stroking action with non-stop grip on your dick? Just add water to this self-lubricating pussy that’...
If you’re a G-spot gal like me, you know all the action is in the inside and this Busy Bunny from Playboy Pleasure delivers exactly what I...
