Paco, the gardener, is a boob man and he's on his way to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. He has no problems meeting the girls, but it seems he never has a pen and paper for getting their numbers. This shirt and pen set is the perfect bon voyage present. The shirt is silk screened, front and back, with cartoon sketches of 55 different titty types, each with a line below. Now every time Paco meets a girl, she can use the indelible marking pen to write her name and phone number under the image that most closely approximates her natural, or unnatural, attributes.
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