Paco slipped down a muddy embankment while clearing off the hillside. I gave him the blue silk Men's Pouch Thong to wear while I tossed his clothes into the washing machine (the extra-clean double-rinse cycle, to ensure a lengthy wash time). The pouch thong unleashed the dancer within, and before long Paco hopped atop the coffee table and started shaking his money maker to Madonna and The Backstreet Boys, playing on the music channel. The soft, durable construction of the scanty, 100 percent silk, machine-washable garment still offered many places to secure paper money as I helped train Paco for a moonlighting job as a go-go dancer. The Men's Pouch Thong is just what my gardener needed to get over his financial slump.