Okay, so maybe most of us wimminfolk have a tad of - ahem - penis envy.  Well, why not?  We admit it.  They are fun to readjust... finger and fiddle with... like you guys do on a daily basis.  Don't think we haven't noticed y'all doing it.  But that's okay too.

Now, in regards to Doc Johnson's nice little package, it's all that, and more.  It really is.  You'd swear it was the real megillah just by looking at it.  This reviewer has found herself on several occasions cradling it gently in her lap; caressing its velvety butt cheeks; and stroking, pulling and grabbing its formidable erection.  And oh, the balls are absolutely adorable!  Nice, tight, compact, they've garnered equal attention, as we continuously cup them in our warm, caring palms.  But wait, there's more!  Yes, there's even a pert little asshole situated in the very spot an asshole is supposed to be situated in.

Confession time: When I'm having one of those days, I hold my Realistic Cock and Balls, and yea, it doth bring me much comfort.  If things go from bad to worse during the day, I've subconsciously shoved four fingers up its asshole.  Kinda lets off steam, ya know.  But overall, I love my Cock and Balls.  I really do.  And you will, too.