If you are the type of person who wants to get off without having to put any effort into it whatsoever, then you gotta slip on the Pulsating & Vibrating Ruby Thong. This pair o' panties is controlled by a remote control with a 15 to 20 range and three speeds, low, high and vibration. This way, you or your mate can make you cream in your jeans in just about any location you can think of - you lazy slob.