When I first pulled the Presidential Erection from the box, I was appalled that someone would turn the leader of our country into a dildo. I said to myself, "Lighten up, this is meant to be fun." Instead of a normal "head," the Presidential Erection is topped by a likeness of the president. And it's a big likeness, to boot. There is a cigar in his shirt pocket. His necktie should provide some added stimulation. The 9-inch dildo sprouts from a heavy set of balls. All in all, this is a very serviceable sex toy.
In light of the outcome of the impeachment trial, the Presidential Erection should be quite the collector's item in the years to come.