There's nothing better than giving a blowjob in the snow, but it's poopy when his pee-pee is the flavor of crusty Gore-tex. Fortunately, this snowbunny always packs along some peter Eater. This delicious substance (available in cherry, strawberry, and passion fruit), when applied topically, turns a tasteless testicle into a choice cocksicle! You never know when you might run into that favorite patrolman on the slopes, but you can pretty much bet that he hasn't washed his pants since last season.