I walked into the room, buck naked, hard as a rock, and said, "Get ready for 30 minutes of solid action." My wife bent over and said, "Pedal to the metal, big trucker." Then she noticed my bright yellow Pearl Beaded Ring around my cock and balls.
"What the hell's that?" she asked. "Trust me on this one," I said, and went to work. Needless to say, a half-hour later, a dozen 'gasms under my belt, my wife numbled a euphoric "wow" under my breath. Yeah, PBPR might look like a Halloween toy, but it's as effective as Popeye's spinach.