I have a party in my pants. I'm a good host, so I baked cake
in my pants to feed all the guests I expect. Little details
really make a party special, so I decorated the cake with
these penis shaped candles from California Exotic Novelties.
These pink Party Penis Candles are shaped like kacks, bent
into numbers from 0 to 9. Anyway, all my guests seemed to
really have a good time, and that's why I love entertaining.
In my pants.
Stock if sillier novelties move in
your store.
(*SAFTEY NOTE: Do not ignite candles
in your pants.)