Here's the perfect novelty item for those ladies who lunch on lettuce but dream of munching manmeat instead. A long latex tube shaped like a penis has a straw running through the center, making it usable for sipping sodas, ice tea and a variety of alcoholic beverages. It's hard, though, to sip without getting the head of the penis in your mouth, so homophobic men are advised to avoid. But for gals it's a great conversation piece, just right for one of those parties where wives and girlfriends get together to sample sextoys.