My freshman year in college was a blur of decadent late night porn viewings with other naive students. John Holmes soon became one of my favorite performers, and the fantasy man who fueled the romantic trysts I had with my right hand.
My friends at Doc Johnson felt so sorry that I never got to do Mr. Holmes, they created a life size version of him just for me! (Okay, maybe not just for me) He's got a huge, lifelike cock, a nice puckered mouth and rear (the better to fuck him with), and he can even perform auto-fellatio!
When my gay friends say my lovely new toy, I was the envy of them all. I'm happier they've finally purchased their own dolls, though. Now John and I can finally spend some quality time alone!