To say we're impressed with Whippy Gear's modular system would be an understatement. The clean and efficient styling of the paddle/crop combo is alone worth the price of admission; the fact that it can be customized on the fly is just icing on the cake. The ingenious design allows users to mix-and-match the two-piece phallic handle with their choice of a hefty 22-stud paddle, smaller 13-stud paddle, or crop??in an assortment of colors (we like the red and black). Handcrafted from dishwasher-safe polyurethane, all of pieces are available in either a rigid or flex style to accommodate any painful predilection. Decisions, decisions.